At Last!...A realistic press release!
Wednesday August 03, 11:04 am Eastern Time
Company Press Release
Liteglow Industries Inc. Poised for Unprecedented Further Dilution
POMPANO BEACH, Fla.--(BUSINESS WIRE)-August 03, 1998--
Spencer Krumholz, President and CEO of Liteglow Industries
Inc. (BB:LTGL), announced Wednesday plans for Liteglow's
continued phenomenal dilution for the second half of 1998,
and beyond!
Krumholz stated: Liteglow Industries Inc. has issued all of
its 100m shares authorized and has and has authorized 100m
additional shares for funds needed now and for the balance
of 1998 to ensure a continued and steady share value decrease,
to install new cameras in the ladies rest rooms at Liteglow
and to stave off leg-breaking mafia thugs sent to collect on Krumholz's personal gambling debts. Further share dilution
will be needed, hence Liteglow has now embarked on a mission
to set a new world record for OTC-BB stock dilution.
To assist in this bold endeavor, Michael Lomnitzer, who
recently joined Liteglow, as the new CFO has been given
the additional new title of CDO (Chief Dilution Officer);
a radically unique concept conceived by Krumholz himself.
A new press release of tale tales and....well....outright
lies are being written now to help ensure further dilution
by sucking in new and unsuspecting investors.
An announcement for the "1999 Perpetual Dilution Extravaganza
Plan" will be released in the near future.
Requests for a share dilution package should be made by
calling Liteglow Industries Inc. at 800-801-GLOW, or by
e-mail at liteglow.com. You can also visit Liteglow at www.liteglow.com.
Contact:
Liteglow Industries Inc.
800-801-GLOW (4569)
e-mail: spencer@liteglow.com
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