|
"Muffy, you are just too funny," said Norma. "You should know that I would never participate in such a bourgeois aspect of the reactionary capitalist conspiracy against the proletariat by allowing the commercialization of my personal, ah, attributes. And I mean to get you out of this life of slavery right now. Let's go, Vinnie, the Leona Palace, step on it, no, not that way, you moron, Fifth is closed, cut across and go up Sixth. I think the time for reformist strategies is over, Muffy. Only through a well thought-out program of anarchy and castration can we beat the violence of the male-dominated, elitist military-industrial complex. Vinnie, if you don't put your foot on the gas I'm going come up front and drive this freakin' limo myself. I mean, why commoditize that which is most personal between a man and a woman? Beside, the guy's a dork. Really, like, gag me...and what the hell are you smoking? Since when has my hair been raven???? Oh wait, ha ha, I still have my black wig on, don't I? You see, I've been acting as a decoy double for someone who's been getting rather too much attention from the papparazzi lately..." |
