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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SJS who wrote (6389)8/3/1998 7:29:00 PM
From: Carlpp  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A man came home on his twenty-fifth anniversary and handed a present and a card to his wife. She said thanks honey, yours is in the middle drawer of the cabinet in the hall. He goes and finds $5000.00 and three eggs.

He tells her "thanks honey, but what are the eggs for.

"Those are one for every time you failed to satisfy me sexually"

He thinks about it and decides that three times in twenty five years was pretty good so he asks he where she got the money.

She said "from selling eggs"
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