"Hello, Richard!". Norma immediately recognized the celebrated Richard Simmons from his many appearances on her favorite daytime television programs, which Norma had faithfully taped lo on these many years. Richard swept her up in his arms and gave her a big wet kiss on the cheek. Richard remembered Norma from one of his many personal appearances in Oklahoma, where Norma had traveled many miles to be with her idol. Richard had even let her participate in one of his weight loss programs, even though Norma really didn't need to lose any weight.
Editors note: Saved one big cyber slap there didn't you, you cowardly weasel!
"Richard, are you still...?" asked Norma.
"Yes, I am." interrupted Richard, confident he knew what Norma was going to ask. Richard well remembered the embarrassing moment in Muskogee when Norma had maneuvered him into a compromising position in her room at the YWCA.
"And who is this?" asked Richard, pointing a finger at Muffy.
"I'm Muffy, Mr. Simmons." answered Muffy. "God, what a hunk!" Muffy thought to herself. "I'm staying at the Leona Palace. Where are you staying?"
"Leona Palace? You must know the vice-mayor, eh? He put me up there, too!" said Richard with a note of jealousy in his voice.
"No," said Muffy. "The mayor put me up there." Muffy noted a look of relief on Richard's face, but hadn't a clue why.
Norma interrupted by saying "Hey! We're going back there right now. Can we give you a lift, Richard?".
And with that, all three got into the limousine and went back to the Leona Palace. The girls went to Muffy's suite and Richard went to his room. Norma still had on her Monica disguise, minus the wig, so she decided to take a shower and become Norma again. Muffy eagerly encouraged Norma to take her shower first, as Muffy wanted to do some shopping down in the Palace Jewelry Boutique. "Take your time...", Muffy's voice droned off as she locked the door behind her.
With Norma busy taking a shower, Muffy was now free to go downstairs and visit Richard Simmons. As she reached the elevator, Muffy realized that Richard might not be attracted to her, so she quietly went back into her room and took Norma's Monica wig and Monica dress, quickly donned them and went back to the elevator.
Arriving at Mr. Simmons' door, Muffy boldly knocked. "Who's there?" answered Richard. "Room service!" called out Muffy. "The door's open." Richard yelled. "Leave the food on the table. Your tip is there, too."
Muffy entered his room and looked about. She could hear the shower running and saw Richard's clothes strewn about the room. "Hmm... Boxer shorts..." Muffy thought to herself. She slowly went over to the bathroom and peeked inside. She could barely see Richard's naked body through the steamed up shower stall panels. He was covered with lather from head to toe. She took off her clothes and entered the bathroom.
Muffy opened the stall door and reached out with a personal touch for Richard. He opened his eyes, and cried out, "Who's there? Who is that? I've got soap in my eyes and I can't see. Who's there?" Muffy tenderly stroked Richard's posterior. "Is that you, vice-mayor?" asked Richard.
Her weight balanced on her knees, breathing very heavily, Muffy passionately kissed Richard on his stomach. Richard uttered a slight moan in response. Suddenly there was a startling noise behind Muffy. She looked up and saw.... |
