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To: Jay who wrote (6393)	8/4/1998 7:49:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (3) of 62549

This elderly couple just finished making love when the wife said to her husband, "Honey, that was pretty good....how much do those pills cost?" He replied, "Ten dollars apiece." To which she remarked, "Well, next time, could you just get me a hanging plant!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two senior citizens were on their first date, a nice romantic rowboat down the river. They get to a fork in the river and the man asks the women "Up or down?" She gives him a very funny look and proceeds to strip off all her clothes and screw the hell out of him. Well the man thinks this is great and asks her out again the next day. When they get tol the fork in the river he asks again "Up or down?". She says "Up or down, I didn't have my hearing aid in yesterday I thought you said fuck or drown!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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