All,
On the SI's Most Wanted Thread a Dialectize website was cited. You can convert the text of a website to Redneck, Jive Cockney, Moron and others. The site is rinkworks.com
Here is an example of what the redneck version for Cashco's latest press release looks like (try in on the fbna site):
Cashco Management Partners Wif Microsof'
Business Wire - Augest 03, 1998 11:51
PHILADELPHIA--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Augest 3, 1998--Cashco Management Inc. (OTC BB: CSHK) announced today its acceppance as a Startup in Microsof''s MSDN (Microsof' Developer Netwawk) ISV (Independent Sof'ware Vendo') Program, dawgone it.
As a member of th' program Cashco kin speck t'receive both technological an' business assistance fum Microsof'. Cashco submitted its Year 2000 Analysis an' Remedy program 11th Hour t'Microsof' fo' review.
Commentin' on th' announcement, Alan Laffkas, president an' CEO of Cashco stated, "Recognishun by Microsof' validates our commitment t'technical excellence as fine as th' vishun exhibited in our produck development. Th' 11th hour produck will be a leader in th' Y2K market fo' PCs."
A tess drive of th' 11th Hour produck is available on th' Zitec website, (www.zitec.com).
Cashco Management Inc. is an info'mashun systems sof'ware compenny. It's wholly-owned subsidiary A.R. Brooks an' Assosheeates manufackures an' distributes a broad array of pet producks.
CONTACT: Cashco Management Inc. Alan Laffkas, 610/458-9540 o' Th' Pinnacle Group Mark Cohen, 516/773-2477
Regards
Tom
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