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Pastimes : The Other James Cramer Thread

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To: Don Pueblo who wrote ()8/5/1998 1:05:00 AM
From: Michael Elizabeth Chastain  Read Replies (1) of 35
 
Cramer For President!

Top Ten Reasons To Elect James J. Cramer President of the United States:

(10) State-of-the-Union address five times a day.
( 9) Karen Cramer is even smarter than Hillary Clinton.
( 8) Japan gets two weeks to clean up their act before President Cramer shorts their entire #!$%$# country into the #%!@#% ground.
( 7) Treasury Department merges with Goldman Sachs.
( 6) When one of his bills is losing support in Congress, he'll throw a cabinet member into a volcano.
( 5) No more baseball caps and tee shirts ... new subscribers get a night in the Lincoln Bedroom.
( 4) Vice President Berkowitz intones There Goes Swifty when opening sessions of the United States Senate.
( 3) Live chat sessions at www.whitehouse.gov.
( 2) No stonewalling, no ducking, no equivocation. You want to know where President Cramer stands? You're going to know where the #!#$#! President Cramer stands!

And the number one reason to elect James J. Cramer President of the United States:

( 1) SEC will be up Walter Forbes' #*$#! so far that they can check his tonsils.
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