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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6394)8/6/1998 5:58:00 PM
From: fiberman  Read Replies (3) of 62549
 
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Rachel Hunter are flying to a
>supermodels conference in Paris, when suddenly the Captain of the plane
>announces: "We have just lost all power to the engines of the plane =
>and
>are going to make an emergency crash landing - please assume the brace
>position immediately!" Immediately the three models look at each other
>and start preparing for the worst. Claudia quickly pulls out some
>lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face up. Bewildered, Naomi
>and Rachel ask: "What in the hell are you doing Claudia fixing up your
>make-up we are about to fricking crash!"
>
>Claudia responds: "Well I know for a fact that the rescue workers will
>search for, and save first, the people who have the best looking faces
>this is why I am putting on my make-up." Immediately Rachel Hunter rips
>open=7F
>her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably
>defy
>the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout: "Rachel
>have
>you lost your #$#)* senses?? Why are you baring your breasts for
>everyone to see we are about
>to die!"
>
>Rachel responds: "I have it on good authority that in plane crashes,
>the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful
>breasts
>this is why I am exposing my tits!"
>
>Not hesitating for a moment, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and
>panties to expose her female "love triangle." Freaking out, Claudia =
>and
>Rachel yell: "Naomi - Are your fucking crazy?? Why are you exposing
>your pussy for everyone to see??"
>
>Calmly, Naomi responds: "BITCH, PLEASE! I know for a fact that the
>first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is the black
>box!!"
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