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Thursday August 6, 10:20 am Eastern Time
Company Press Release
Bashco Management Revises Last Minute Release and Shipment Schedule at the Last Minute
Summarizes Recent Developments
Frozen Tundra, Alberta--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Aug. 6, 1998--Bashco Management Inc., a wholly-owned subsidiary of FBN Associates (By Appointment: FBNA) announced today a revised release and shipment schedule for the company's Year 2000 Analysis and Procrastination product Last Minute 2000, as well as the fully-automated bashing software, Janice-2000.
The company cited 11th hour revisions and modifications to the Last Minute program as cause for the resulting 2 week delay in announcing a revised release date. Volume revisions to the release date are now scheduled to be rescheduled some time after the week of Aug. 17.
The NFALT (Not For A Long Time) program for prospective bashers and rebashers has been modified and will allow for fulfillment free of charge via the Internet. (must be 18 years or older to enjoy fulfillment via the Internet. Void where prohibited.) Additional details of the program will be made available on the FBN website at magneticdiary.com. Sources at the company stated that the dynamics and immediacy of the bashing marketplace require that rebashers demonstrate their bashing skills in a timely manner when the customer identifies the need, and that was their excuse and they were sticking to it. Recognition of this requirement prompted the change in NFALT Program fulfillment.
Recent Bashco News and Events:
- 10 million BC - Dinosaurs walk the earth.
- 4/01/98 - FBN Associates website (http://www.magneticdiary.com/fbn/) becomes operational.
- 6/15/98 - Bashco management team expands waistline after 3 hour lunch with FBN executives.
- 6/16/98 - Bashco signs historic "Bash-for-Cash" agreement with FBN and several evil MM's.
- 7/02/98 - Bashco projects 1998 bashing revenues of $3.0 per share, details plans to shake out weak hands.
- 7/27/98 - Bashco receives order for 10,000 posts, bringing backlog to 50,000 posts (greater than $1,250,000 in revenue). FBN requests draw down of 10,000 posts for delivery in early August.
- 7/29/98 - Pope endorses FBN Compiler-2000 (http://www.magneticdiary.com/fbn/e_pluribus_fbnum/)
- 8/03/98 - Bashco details relationship with AT&T, Coca-Cola and McDonalds.
- 8/05/98 - Bashco revises Last Minute release schedule to mid August, without mentioning a year.
A test drive of the Bashco product is available at #Subject-20060.
Contact:
Bashco Management Inc., Frozen Tundra, Alberta
Janice Shell, 888/FBN-2000
or
The Nadir Group, New York
Mark Mywords, 666/555-1234
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