lisa, I thought you might like this one...:-)
Message 4944312
To: Binder (98 )
From: Ga Bard Saturday, Jun 20 1998 7:40AM ET
Reply # of 297
Well Ms. Nasty ... You need a man that can curl your toes, cause you excessive loss of breath, engulf your sensous body with quivering vibrations, so those little petty points are pointless.
A man is a person who - if a woman says, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself." - lets her.
A woman is a person who - if she says to a man,
"Nevermind, I'll do it myself." and he lets her - gets mad.
A man is a person who - if a woman says to him, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she gets mad - says, "Now what are you mad about?"
A woman is a person who - if she says to a man, "Nevermind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" - says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you!"
GB
:-P
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Ain't it the truth though :-)
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