Ahhh, you're no fun. That was a perfect setup for a irate, raging flame of me, my dubious ancestry and my minuscule privy parts and you blew it. You could've even given me an "anti-flame" and told me how immature and/or moronic I was for trying to bait you. But, NO!
BTW, I enjoy checking your ever-changing profile page. At least your profile changes, unlike most of us slackers.
I've only received one nomination to the Moron thread and it died for lack of a second, despite intense, personal campaigning on my part. At this rate, I'll never get voted in. I guess SJB, Eddy Blinker and Dixie blew it for me. Being mired in a morass of moron mediocrity, I just can't compete with the world-class moronosity on SI. At least I know I'll always have a home here on the Flame Thread, disgusting though it may be.
You don't think I'm an @sshole? That's not what Druss, Janice, Bama, Lee, Kasha, Mitch, Foxy, Taxi and a host of others said. They can vouch for me. |
