Hey all,
I was inspired by the trading the last few weeks. I have made a killing in OCOM, CYBG, AVNT, SRCM, IBIS, TAVA. So much margin...so little time.
I did cover on the INCL today for a small loss. I'm still wondering about this one. If they are going to be bought out for $6 a share, why was I able to cover at 5 5/8? I wonder if this announcement is some sort of head fake. Time will tell.
Anyhow, I was thinking about the last three weeks and came up with this...
One Short, Two Short....
One short.
Two short.
Dead short.
New short.
Black short.
New short.
Old short.
Blue short.
This short fell just like a star.
This one bought my big fast car.
Say! what a lot of shorts there are.
Yes. Some are red and some are blue.
Some short long and some are new.
Makes some sad.
And some are glad.
And some are very, very bad.
Why are they sad, glad and bad?
I do not know, go ask your dad.
Some floats are thin.
Some shills are fat.
That shill-pimp wears a yellow hat.
From there to here,
from here to there,
funny scams are everywhere.
Here are shorts that plunge real fast.
They fall because scams rarely last.
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
They just found out the CEOs past.
Some shills come from Florida.
Some are from Pretoria.
Some shills hype because they're paid.
They don't go out, They can't get laid.
Short today?, you got it made!
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