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Politics : Clinton's Scandals: Is this corruption the worst ever?
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To: jlallen who wrote (989)8/11/1998 11:37:00 PM
From: pz  Read Replies (1) of 13994
 
O.J. Joke

A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles and as he reaches
downtown,
he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam. The
traffic jam is blocking up five different freeways and sending lines
of cars back for miles in all directions.

After awhile, he notices a man walking from car to car down the
freeway, stopping to talk to people at their car windows. When the
guy reaches him, he
rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's causing all this
delay?"

The man on the freeway says, "Well, you're not going to believe
this, but O.J. Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway
intersection up there, and
he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever
pay the $35 million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns,
and so he's threatened to
douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if people don't
give him enough money to cover the judgment. So, I've been taking up a
collection to try to end the traffic jam."

"How much have you gotten so far?"

"About 10 gallons."
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