A favor, please...
Long time flame threaders are aware of the 'wolf' and her nature so I need a re-direction, please. But first some background - an old joke
At a convention, a comedian asked the crowd, "How often do you get 'lucky'? All you 'every-nighters' clap now." Scattered applause by a few.
The comedian said, "Ok, now for the non-liars, how about twice a week?" Even more applaud.
The comedian said, "Ok, How about once a week?" More applause scattered around.
Then he said, "Ok, now for the 'old hands. How about once a month?"
A very few people clap.
The comedian say, "Ok. Now for desperate times. How about once a year?" One idiot in back goes to whistling,clapping, and stomping and screeching like a banshee.
The comedian watches this for a minute and finally says, "You get 'lucky' once a year....what the he** are you so happy about?"
The guy cups his hands around his mouth and hollers, "Tonight's the night!!!"
Present: I hear the wolf doing that curious little half yap/half howl that indicates humor. I think, "Humor!!!, tonight might be the night!!" I run back and roll over on my back and expose my throat, hoping for the best, and throw in a few whines. I even throw off my garlic necklace. I keep the silver cross...just in case.
She turns from the computer and says, "This does have a few good ideas."
I raise up and see that she has been reading the zen/eunuch posts. I desperately ned a subject change.
Please,
lee(the hick) |
