Denice, we're doing something wrong, they actually like us!! I tried my darnest, they like abuse, they're into S&M, bondage and all that stuff.
I have some ducks on my creek, when I approach, the mother duck goes frantic, flapping around in the water, dragging one wing, like its broken, of course, its all a ruse to draw my attention away from her ducklings and let them let to safety.
Well, I tried posting sappy poetry, expressing my hurt. They all melted and immediately became gentle and protective. They rushed to comfort me. I stayed away, they missed me and begged for my return. They can't help their predisposed genetic programming to protect the little woman. I offered to join them, it worked, Jim actually said something nice, I don't remember what it was now, but I'm sure it was something nice.
Well, I've done my worst and my best. I actually feel sorry for them, but not that sorry. You will be proud of me, O leader, upon your return.
On with the games..
ze gyp |
