Don,
Found something in my surfing that might interest you....especially since you posted the other day that your daughter cannot date til she is 35.....hahahahhahah This is for you guy....
Dating Form
For those with daughters:
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless
accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and
current medical report from your doctor.
1. Name:_____________________Date of birth:______________
2. Height: _______ Weight: _______I.Q.: __________ GPA: ______
3. Social Security #: ____________Drivers License #: ___________
4. Boy Scout Rank: ____________________
5. Home Address: ________________ City/State: ____________ Zip: _____
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent ? __________
If NO, explain:
_______________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: __________
8. Do you own:
a van ? _____
a truck with oversized tires ? ________
a waterbed ? __________
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or nipple
ring ? __________
Do you have tattoos and/or long hair? ____________
(If YES to any of #8, Discontinue application and LEAVE
quickly)
9. In 50 words or less, what does LATE mean to you ?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
10. In 50 words or less, what does DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you ?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
11.In 50 words or less, what does ABSTINENCE mean to you ?
________________________________________________________
________________________________________________________
12.Church you attend: ___________________ How often do you
go?_____________
Who can verify this? _______________
13.When would be the best time to interview your father: _________
Your mother: ____________ Your priest ? ______________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: Please answer freely - All answers
are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone -ever -I promise !)
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded
is in the _______________________.
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my
____________.
C. A woman's place is _______________________.
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
__________________.
E. When I meet a girl the thing I notice about her first is
______________.
(Note: If answer E begins with "T" or "A", discontinue Application and
get the %$#@ off of my property keeping your head low and running in a
serpentine fashion to avoid gunfire.)
15.What do you want to be IF you grow up ?
_________________________________.
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE
BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, INDIAN ANT
TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKER TORTURE, IF
I AM LUCKY.
____________________________
Signature
Thank you for your interest. Please allow up to six years for
processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved.
Please do not try to call or write.
**************FOR PARENTAL USE ONLY*********************
Date Rejected:______________ |
