Part II
"Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want"
"Hi Nougie, long time no see", Denice says as she gives her neighbor a hug. "Meet my friend Kirk", Nougie says as he points to Kirk. "Hi Kirk". "UHHH UHHH UHHH, uhhh, uhhh, uhhh, hey baby, what's your sign?" says Kirk.
"My God, Kirk's doing his Butt-Head imitations again" a passing waitress was heard saying to a customer.
Kirk proceeded to give Denice a hug as well. "Well don't squeeze me to death Kirk", choked Denice. "He does that Denice so he can see if your boobs are real or implants", says Nougie.
"THEY'RE REAL", snapped Denice.
"Yea, I know", Kirk said smugly while smiling..
"Say Denice, how about we treat you to a drink, anything you want" , volunteered Kirk. "I'd kinda like to make it up with you for crushing your boobs, ha ha".
"I'll take a seven and seven, thank you Captain Jerk, ha ha". "I see you have yourself quite a reputation around here Kirk" Denice started to laugh uncontrollably.
"It is well deserved" said Nougie.
"How's the investment banking business Denice?".
"Fine Nougie, very busy, lots goin on".
"Any new companies coming out?", asked Nougie.
"Yea, got any insider information Denice?", asked Kirk.
"Can you just go ahead and say that a little louder Kirk?" "Cheeezzzus Jerk, your gonna get us all investigated", said Nougie.
"Sorry", said Kirk. "I didn't know".
"Denice how about you showing me your office sometime. I've never really seen the inside of an Investment Banking Firm", asked Nougie.
"Sure Nougie, I'll give you a tour Saturday morning, you can buy me breakfast"
"Can I go", asked Kirk.
Denice and Nougie looked at each other and then looked at Kirk. From their stares, he had his answer.
End of Part II |
