Part III
"experience is what you get . . . ."
"RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG". The phone always seems to ring the loudest when you're still asleep.
"hel-row", Denice answers half awake.
"It's Nougie, are we still on for my Saturday tour".
"Saturday Tour?", yawned Denice. "Oh yea, sure, I'm still on, come on over in about thirty minutes".
"CLUNK". Saying that Denice hanged up the phone would be an understatement.
"God, that was a shitty bottle of wine last night" Denice does not remember finishing the bottle, but she did.
"Click", the T.V. comes to life and Denice heads for the shower.
"Today, President Clinton will address the nation and give details on each sexual act he committed with Monica Lewinsky. CNBC has requested photos and other visual materials to aid our viewers in determining what is and what is not, 'a sexual relationship', now you're up to date back to you Mark"
"Now here's Joe Kernan with a stock update."
"You know Mark, should I wear this tie this afternoon when I play golf"
"Damn it Joe, get to the stock news, viewers are tired of you waisting their time talking about nothing for five minutes and then stumbling through your stock report....... and quit playing with that pen, it bugs the shit out of me".
"YOU TELL HIM MARK", Denice yells at the T.V. from the shower.
"What to wear, what to wear". Denice slips on a pair of white shorts, and a green blouse (again). "Sandals will be nice for today" Denice mumbles under her breath.
"CLUNK, BUMP, CLUNK"
"That must be Nougie". "JUST A MINUTE NOUGIE".
"Hi Denice", says Nougie. "Hi Nougie", says Denice.
"No bra today Denice, I kinda like that"
"No bra, no panties, and I did not shave under my arms. Strictly casual for me"
"Me too, Denice, in fact, I quit wearing underwear over two years ago. Ready?"
"READY"
End of part III |
