Bill said:"We need Pair to buy somebody. Their product focus is too narrow."
Ah, a fond sentiment indeed! Me thinkst however you have got it backwards, my fine fellow...WE NEED SOMEBODY TO BUY PAIR!!!!
Either the stock in large quantities, or the company in locks, stocks, and barrels. (although Pirate and I would prefer to keep the barrels...a simple matter of professionalism)
So, here's the deal troops. Call all of your closest relatives and convince them to buy many shares of PAIR with their retirements/endowments/college funds. This in a noble gesture to insure the future solvency of my E-trade account!
Ah, honesty, what a concept.
BILL??? BILL???? (Hillary slips into something more "comfortable")
Meanwhile Chelsea is in the study speaking in muffled tones over the phone."Yes, just like the last time. One last detail though, this time when you fake the suicide note, don't write it on the back of a Happy Meals box".
Act II to be continued...."The Bitch Dies a slow agonizing death watching Arkansas Democratic Party re-election campaign re-runs"
(drowning her sorrows in a 12 count bag of Big Macs...the "special sauce" covering her dress)
Distasteful indeed, and a fine howdy-doo to the Chief Whoremonger and his Ballbuster wife.
Beam me up Snotty...our work is done here. |
