Uh-oh, Mark. Those look like fighting words ta me...be gentle E'!!!
Chuck, Tri...happy vacations, must be nice to be able to take off whenever you want to...=)
Patricia...(shoes off, ready for a nice, long, fun weekend)
PS...
Kinda quiet in DGIV land, so I'll pass this along to the fella's from Bonuchi...(ladies, this had to be written by a man!)
Just so you will understand the "little woman" better:
WOMEN'S ENGLISH...
Yes = No (sometimes)
No = Yes (again, sometimes)
Maybe = No (always)
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.
We need. = I want.
It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want. = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk. = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead. = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.
Do you love me? = I did something you're really not going to like.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an asshole.
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MEN'S ENGLISH...
I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired. = I'm tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner. = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out-of-the-question.
I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
I love you. = Let's have sex now.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
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