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To: Ga Bard who wrote (570)	8/21/1998 8:09:00 PM
From: Kurt N	Read Replies (1) of 733

These are actual instructions on actual labels! ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESSERT Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING Product will be hot after heating ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON Do not Iron clothes on body ON BOOT'S CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE Do not drive car or operate machinery ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) Warning: may cause drowsiness ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR Not to be used for the other use ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS Warning: contains nuts ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal? ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE Warning keep out of children Kurt

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