Actually this is the best form for a rejoinder to that type of post. It's stock number is A5304 and it can be ordered from Int'l Business Forms.
"Watch out shorty! I just talked to the [CEO, CFO, COO, my therapist] yesterday and he told me that there's going to be [big news, a deal with Microsoft, big big news, a Y2K contract, a big Y2K contract with Microsoft, a big announcement]. You and your [short friends, nega-hypers, ilk, minions, lapdogs] will soon be [running for cover, getting a call from the SEC, getting a call from the company attorneys]. So go ahead and short more.
You'll only be giving me an opportunity to buy more at lower prices. By next week, the stock will be at [current stock price multiplied by three], and you'll disappear. Besides, myaverage cost is [current stock price divided by two]....."
I know it's not a perfect fit, but what the heck......
Diver |
