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Microcap & Penny Stocks : TFRY (was FRYA) Tasty Fries, Inc.
TFRY 0.000010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST

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To: Shake-Man who wrote (1252)8/24/1998 8:36:00 PM
From: Shake-Man  Read Replies (1) of 2405
 
I am proud to announce that I now have confirmation that TFRY will reach the $5-10 range in the next few weeks. How do I know this, you might be asking. Well I'll tell you.

Last night, my prostate jumped out and starting running on my Cyclone cross-training machine. That in itself is not very important, for my prostate has always enjoyed running on the Cyclone. What is important is that my prostate would intermittently make these strange "beep-beep" noises. I finally realized that my prostate was attempting to contact me using Morse code. I was rusty on the code, so I looked it up. It turns out that prostates can communicate with each other telepathically. My prostate seems to have a friendship with the prostate of one of the higher-ups at TFRY, and that prostate told my prostate that big news was on the way. I also learned that my prostate is healthy and happy, and I will live a long, healthy life. Unfortunately, my prostate met the Fallopian tubes of a friend of mine, and they eloped to Vegas. My prostate called me last night and said things weren't working out, and it would be coming back to me later this week. The end.

Go TRFY!
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