Zoltan!, what a great column you posted. It's truly enjoyable to read such literary talent. My favorite parts, which had me RFLOL:
from Has the cookie crumbled for Bill Clinton? By Ambrose Evans-Pritchard in Washington
"...Returning after a year in Britain, I am dumbfounded by the insurgent mood of the Washington media. Indeed, it is downright putschist. Former cheerleaders for the Clinton White House are on the television every night fulminating against the President, cursing him with the fury of the betrayed.
The bureau chiefs for the great metropolitan newspapers and political weeklies shake their heads wearily at suggestions that Mr Clinton can somehow mount a defence against perjury by quibbling over the nature of sex acts, whether performed with or without cigars. As for the idea of a fresh Oval Office address to the nation, a new improved apology to show that he is genuinely sorry this time, they smile knowingly at the naivity of such an absurd gambit. Mr Clinton's problems have moved beyond public relations...
"This will require personal sacrifice and may even require his resignation, but would fulfil the President's most important oath, to preserve and protect our nation," [Sam Nunn] wrote. In other words: be gone from here, you cad, before we have you tarred and feathered and ridden out of town on a rail." |