"somebody was spreading false (I hope) rumors that you were not nice on occasion in your posts?"
Oh no--it's true. I am a moronic idiotic jerk and dolt who casts aspersions and misrepresents innocent victims. I organize mass assaults and muggings, instigate character assassinations, promulgate slanders and libels, single out unfortunate and honorable persons for invidious slurs and outrageous insults, and persecute persons whose greatness of character arouses my jealous indignation. I am the Great Satan, the Devil Incarnate, the Antichrist, the Archenemy of all righteous and intelligent, suffering and misunderstood, paragons of virtue.
I also drink Franzia Mountain Chablis out of BOXES.
Yes, Joseph, yes; not only is there a Santa Claus; there is likewise a BELIAL.
Meantime, who was it that told me that Korea had hit bottom last December? |
