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To: Patric who wrote (60932)	8/25/1998 9:37:00 PM
From: stephen wall	Read Replies (1) of 176388

We interrupt this thread to bring you this special report from the South Carolina Department of tourism: 1) Beginning tomorrow morning at 7:00 a.m. all tee times on SC golf courses will be available. Par 4's will be reachable with putters and Par 5's with a sixty degree wedge. However, throughout the day, all fairways will become water hazards and all greens will become sand traps. 2) NASA will provide free skydiving events for all interested parties. All interested parties will receive free personal photos for milk carton exposure. 3) Steve Fossett will provide free hot air balloon rides to destinations unknown. 4) Surfing will be available to those capable of riding storm surges from Wrightsville Beach to Knoxville, Tenn. 5) Evening entertainment will consist of various acts of looting, pillage, and plunder. Please bring your own National Guard uniforms as camaflauge. 6) This storm will be passed from the Carolina coast to any interested parties in the New England coastal area. ------------------------------------------------------------------- This has been a public service announcement. Hopefully, it will not be the last. GLUB. GLUB.

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