OFF TOPIC Here is the evidence. YOU make the call:
Mr. Mighty Chicken:
Length:
310 feet, give or take.
Weight:
15,000 Tons (1952-1972)
16,000 Tons (1973-1991)
24,500 Tons (1992-) (Italian food)
Wingspan:
150 Meters
Air Speed:
>Mach 1 (classified)
Very Special Weapons:
Fires Radioactive Breath beam at religious zealot mutant nutbars
Creates Shock Waves when flaming
Strong Wings can create hurricanes when on the ground
Very Sharp Beak for Pecking
Masterful control of language, sarcasm, and wit.
Extreme Humility
Major Film Appearances:
TLC, The Flying Monster, Oh Goodness!(1976, directed by J. Shell)
Ghidrah Sweetie, The Three-Headed Ex-Wife (1984, Roman Plantski)
Godzilla Vs. TLC (1985, Ingmar Birdman)
Destroy All Humans (1988, Sam Peckingpah)
Terror Of TLC (1995) (cOUSIN SHORTY cameo!)
Godzilla Vs. MechaGodzilla (1996 directed by TLC! Runner-up Cans Film Festival 1997)
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