A Little Humor...
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Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were
> invited to have dinner with God. During dinner,
> God told them, "I invited you to dinner,
> because I needed three important people to
> send my message out to all people -Tomorrow
> I will destroy the Earth!"
>
> Yeltsin immediately called together his cabinet
> and told them, "I have two really bad announcements
> to make. First, God really does exist, and second,
> tomorrow He will destroy the Earth."
>
> Clinton called an emergency session of Congress
> and told them, " I have good news and bad news.
> The good news is that God does exist, and the bad
> news is that he will destroy the Earth tomorrow."
>
> Bill Gates went back to Microsoft headquarters and
> told his people, "I have two fantastic announcements!
> First, I am one of the three most important people
> on Earth, and second, the Year 2000 problem has
> been solved!"
Jim |
