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Technology Stocks : Zitel-ZITL What's Happening
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To: Karl Radke who wrote (17131)8/27/1998 8:18:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte  Read Replies (1) of 18263
 
Zitel will not be spared the shame of making a quarterly report. With the collapse of the Ruble, the Secret Contract with the Uzbek Agricultural Agency will need to be revaluated. Harsh economic conditions have led to a slaughter of all but 2000 Yaks. At a generous conversion rate of $.05 per hoof - uhm, line of code to make these last ungulates millennium compliant, total revenues before expenses will be $100. Taht's for the whole company, NOT per share as some enthusiastic market consultants once dreamed. So with the Yak2K crisis truly&deeply upon us, I can only imagine that the remaining investors will be annoyed. The MMs will undog the hatches of their vaults and release a flood of dying shares. Like the tribble scene in the old Trek episode.
I make the bold prediction that by year's-end the quote at the bottom of this page will incorporate a decimal point in place of the fraction line.
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