Jade, I am afraid the locals were pulling your legs by NOT telling you the truth. Like water buffalo penis, pig testicles are aphrodisiacs in the Pacific Rim. These are well known facts, not fictions, in the Far East. You can check with our good Doctor for his second opinion. My fellow cyber surfers from Taiwan, Japan or Hongkong, please post something here and tell Jade the truth. How about you Mr. Ni? Thank you for your greetings from the Longhorn's Department of Pathology. To any mortal, what's more appetizing than a steaming pot of stewed buffalo dick?
Better yet, go the largest sushi bar in Tokyo and see for yourself. Go there alone or with your buddies, never with your dates (you'll see why later). My venerable mentor once said, "Seek and you shall not only find." (Do you still remember Joe Kernen and his grins?) The truth is out there. After you have swallowed a pair of these M & M with warm sake, observe stealthly (I am sure you are an expert this cloak and dagger stuff) the body language of the ladies at the bar. If these ladies smile or giggle, BINGO my friend, you are in for a wild ride or rides. To any experienced lady, how could she possibly resist a 6'9" muscular hero who just gobbled up a pair of warm M & M?
Seek and you shall not only find, but also.......Wow!
My venerable mentor is GOOD.
Best wishes from a mad monk.
PS.I've never tried M & M because I am a vegetarian. Besides, at my advanced age, my clock has already stuck at 6:30 and beyond all repairs. 12 o'clock high? In my next Karma! |
