Sportsfan,
A summer full of two-a-days and unlimited falafel eating has left Actraders in peak condition heading into what could well be the end of this sordid tale. We left off with
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Pink's lead should allow him to open up the offense a bit and continue to wear down the faithful longs. Before the action resumes lets take a look at the preseason #1 team in the country and their persistent foes.
Mr. Pink and the Bad News Bears
Coming off one of the more amazing winning streaks in the history of the securities markets, Pink leads a much larger strike force into battle. Indeed, only the Shadow knows how many lurkers follow Pink's one way picks.
Head Coach
Mr. Pink
The talk of cocktail parties from Maine to Maui, this wunderkid has a fat bank account and fanatical following. Determined to assist an overwhelmed SEC, Pink has vowed to fight aggressive accounting and hypesters from coast to coast.
Offensive Coordinator
Jonathan Cleveland
A former Pink critic turned bodyguard, this former NYC subway cop is now a top lieutenant in the Legion of Doom. Skilled in martial arts and firearms, the head of Special Forces can be counted on to attack when you least expect it.
Defensive Coordinator
Jeffry White
His tireless work against FSS and other pump and dumpers have earned him a place in heaven and on Pink's team. He had been known to jump on grenades and will likely dispel the "failure to deliver" rumors that roil the stock from time to time.
Faithful Longs
Head Coach
Doug R
Recognized by New York magazine as one of the legends of SI, this technician with a proprietary system has a following as big as Pink's. Convinced he is on the right side of justice, Doug R loves a good scrap and will likely spearhead the assault on the legion of doom.
Offensive Coordinator
Robt60
A Yahoo who could be a legend in his own mind, this recent addition spearheaded a campaign against Pink in CLCX some time ago. It appears his claims of victory there were premature, but he is likely to prove dangerous to the shorts.
Defensive Coordinator
Ryan Plovie
Now that he is living the american dream, this long time long spends his free time planning countermeasures against the wily shorts. After spending the summer fending off short attacks during the onset of the bear market, he has got to be pleased with the stock's resilency up to this point. Likely to fight well into the single digits if necessary.
Waterboy
Zman
Years of breathing filthy air in the San Fernando valley have taken a toll on his mental faculties, but he is still able to go-fer things. The proud owner of a bitchin camaro, he would rather drive his car off a Kanan Road cliff than admit defeat to Pink. Hoping for a divine wind to clear the air.
Let the games begin... |
