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Keith, I'm trying the joke again. Think I know what I'm doing. A man and woman driving in the country one winter day. All of a sudden...wump..wump, they run over an animal. The woman says, "honey, you just ran over an animal." The man looks back and says, "It's just a skunk." The woman says "It doesn't matter, he deserves to live just like any other animal. We have to go back and see if we can help him."Reluctantly, the man backs up and checks out the skunk. It's got a broken leg. The woman says, "We gotta bring him to a vet." Again, reluctantly, the man says OK, and they head for town. As they are driving, the little skunk is cold. The woman says, "honey, the poor little creature is cold, he's shivering. What can I do? The man says,"put him under your dress and keep him warm." The lady says, "what about the smell?" The man says , "just hold his nose!!" |
