Yeah, we both know the answer to that one. I want just one of them to detail their Master Plan (just an outline would be fine) on cleaning up the planet of all these billions of horrible demons they keep talking about.
You know, like "How the Evil Jewish Media Conspiracy From Hell Controls The Government, How It Relates To SI And GNET, And How I Can Fix It"...
or, "How I Can Prove That All The Prophets Except One Are Dead, And While They Were Alive, They Were Actually Tools of The Evil One."
or, "What I Will Be Forced To Do To You If You Just Plain Refuse To Go Along With Our Program Despite All Our Good Efforts"...
It's amusing in one way. We both just Don't Understand It. I'm a member of one religion, you of another, but horror of horrors, we see a lot of similarities between ourselves. We seem to get along OK. We are interested in working together for the betterment of both. We are interested in creating a better future for other people, no matter what sort of worship they choose. We both denounce ideas that seek to actively create discord among people. We've both read the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.
We both think that religious tolerance is....uh....a Good Thing.
People might stop killing each other! What a friggin' revolutionary concept. |
