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Pastimes : Things That Annoy Me
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To: Mark Mandel who wrote (1596)8/30/1998 9:29:00 PM
From: nougie  Read Replies (1) of 4023
 
--------------MURPHY'S LAW-------------

1) If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get
over it.

2) Interchangeable parts----won't.

3) Leakproof seals----will.

4) You will always find something in the last place you
look.

5) The chance of a piece of bread falling with the
buttered side down is directly proportional to the
cost of the carpet.

6) In order to get a loan, you must first prove you
don't need it.

7) A $300 picture tube will protect a 10 cent fuse
by blowing first.

8) The repairman will never have seen a model quite
like yours before.

9) When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the
repairman, it will work perfectly.

10) A short cut is the longest distance between 2 points.

11) Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

12) If it jams--force it. If it breaks, it needed
replacing anyway.

13) Build a system that even a fool can use, and only
a fool will use it.

14) Any dropped tool while repairing a car will roll
underneath to the exact center.

15) A Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces.
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