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Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!!
DGIV 0.00Dec 5 4:00 PM EST
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To: William Brotherson who wrote (23802)8/31/1998 11:04:00 AM
From: Bird  Read Replies (3) of 50264
 
Squack!

David received a parrot for his birthday.ÿ This parrot
was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary.
Every other word was an expletive.
Those that weren't expletives were, to say the
least, rude.ÿ David tried hard to change the bird's
attitude.ÿ He was constantly saying polite words and
playing soft music, he did anything he could think of.
Nothing worked.ÿ When he yelled at the bird, the
bird got worse.ÿ If he shook the bird, the bird got
madder and ruder.

Finally in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the
freezer.ÿ For a few moments he heard the bird squawking,
kicking and screaming and then suddenly, there was quiet.
David was frightened that he might have actually hurt the bird
and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped
out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might
have offended you with my language and actions, so I ask for
your forgiveness.ÿ I will endeavor to correct my behavior."
David was astounded at the bird's change in attitude and
was about to ask what had changed him when the parrot
continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"

Bird (Extending an olive branch of contrition)
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