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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi
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To: Gauguin who wrote (12226)8/31/1998 11:45:00 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (4) of 71178
 
I woke up this morning wondering how much I could make in a yard sale if I sold my shoes. Enough to send CW to college?
To satisfy your curiosity about the condition of my closet... It's very organized-unlike the rest of my life. We have separate closets and Dan's is terrible-I never go near it. Mine is in categories, by seasons of course, and then it scales down from cocktail dresses to Sunday type, to yuppie PTA outfits to casual- jackets, slacks and blouses. The silly thing is that I only wear cutoffs and tank tops in the summer and jeans and turtlenecks in the winter. And Keds. The shoes are in boxes stacked on about 10 feet of shelf-the rest of the shelf which is I guess about 15 feet is hats and small carry on luggage things. We have dozens of these because Dan gets them as gifts at all his schmoozy business trips. we have so many that I sneak them into the trash late at night. The boys use them as book bags. we give them to overnight guests.
Dan says his closet is very organized too. THere is no floor. Just a mass of athletic gear and stuff to go to the cleaners.
CW doesn't hang anything. He thinks it's silly.
Ammo's closet I cleaned last week. True story. I took everything out and in the corner was a lunch bag, one of those cloth ones from the Container Store.
"I guess you can throw this out," I said to Ammo who was reading some comic books that had been hidden under his old baseball uniforms.
There was something in it so I cautiously peeked. There was a thermos.
Stupidly I opened it.
It was a used thermos.
With spaghettios in it.
"When was the last time you took lunch to school?" I asked.
Ammo thought a second "End of the seventh grade."
Ammo is a sophomore.
I closed the thermos, put it back in the bag and said, "Take this down to the garage-now."

We also found a plastic Halloween pumpkin still half full of candy. Ammo hasn't been trick-or-treating in two years. Although I told him to throw it out with the thermos, yesterday I noticed a lot of Tootsie Roll wrappers in his trash can. My guess is the pumpkin is under his bed, but I'm not going to look. I have to recover from the closet before I can face the bed.

I was telling Dan about Jenny last night and he thought it was very funny that Steve lives in the Philippines.
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