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Topic: White Water
Our Kinky President
Washington Weekly
Aug. 28, 1998 Carl Limbacher
OUR KINKY PRESIDENT
Monica's Cigar May Just Be The Tip Of The
Sleazeberg by Carl Limbacher
Internet bloodhound Matt Drudge is fond of saying that he "goes to where the stink is". And Lord knows, with his thus far undisputed report about President Clinton's Oval Office abuse of tobacco products with that woman Miss Lewinsky, Drudge demonstrates that there's plenty of Clinton stink to go around. Democrats worry that with one more seamy tale like the semen stained dress, Americans will regurgitate their leader like a cat coughing up a bad hairball. They're right to be concerned. Because if the press had been paying attention to the body of credible literature written about Mr. Clinton on this topic, they'd know the President's cigar-sex antics are just the latest chapter in a string of reports that could earn the Commander in Heat a second sobriquet: King of Kink. Group encounters, cross dressing, sadomasochism, interracial threesomes and frequent high risk "bareback" sex that could even conceivably endanger the life of the first lady: Bill Clinton has done it all. And those aren't just unsourced rumors. Clinton's very own sex partners have revealed these details to one reporter after another over the years. Before Monicagate, this news never received much media play. But in the era of cigar dildos and dresses spritzed with Presidential souvenirs, the accounts take on a new relevance - and may even foreshadow tomorrow's headlines. Who would know more about Bill Clinton in bed than Gennifer Flowers? And she's never been shy about sharing what she knows - right down to the most intimate and embarrassing details. Back in 1992, when Flowers held a press conference to rebut Clinton's Super Bowl denial of their relationship, she was taken aback by one question posed by "Stuttering John", a roving reporter with the Howard Stern Show. At the time, Flowers now says, she didn't know how to reply to the indelicate inquiry and so she didn't. Five years later, Gennifer Flowers revealed what would have been her answer to that question had she not been caught off balance, during a radio interview with Fox News reporter Penny Crone:
Crone: Do you remember that news conference with that guy that stuttered?
Flowers: Oh, Stuttering John. Sure I remember it.
Crone: Remember when he asked, "DDDDid the GGGGovernor wear a CCCCondom?"
Flowers: And did he like group sex? That was his second question.
Crone: And what was your answer?
Flowers: Well, I wanted to say "No" (to the condom question) and "Yes" (to the group sex question). (WABC Radio - 7/3/97)
We'll deal with the condom question later. But can you imagine if even a handful of reporters had heard the presidential candidate's longtime mistress attest to the fact that he indulged in group sex? What if Flowers had named names? What if those women corroborated the story? In fact, one of them did. Readers may be familiar with the basics of the Bobbie Ann Williams story: she's the Little Rock prostitute who reputedly gave birth to Bill Clinton's illegitimate mulatto son. (Bobbie Ann is black) When Williams first came forward to the supermarket tabloid, the Globe, in Feb., 1992 - her story was completely ignored by the mainstream press. That no doubt had more to do with a Clinton friendly press corps than any doubts about Williams' veracity. According to Globe editorial director Phil Bunton, "We had Bobbie Ann take a lie-detector test. She passed it not once but twice." In in her account to the Globe, Bobbie Ann Williams shared her recollection of the man she called Wild Bill", which amply corroborates Gennifer Flowers' allegations that the president practiced "unsafe" group sex. "He (Clinton) watched us girls make love to each other. He told us what to do. That really got him turned on. He liked using all the dirty words he could think of for the woman's body parts......He said he wanted to have an orgy. He said he would pay $400 a piece. There was me and two friends and we jumped at his offer." Bobbie Ann said her orgy with Clinton took place at his mother's lakeside cabin, where she, her friends and the governor were driven via limo by Trooper Buddy Young: "When we got in, we all just took our clothes off. Bill smiled and flopped down on his back on the bed, just laying there, stretched out and naked......We all three crawled into bed and started playing around." (Globe - Feb. 18, 1992)
Williams also reported that Clinton refused to wear a condom, which she says resulted in the birth of her son, Danny. Cross dressing? Yes, that's what ex-Clinton girlfriend, former Miss Arkansas Sally Ann Perdue says Bill Clinton did - right in her own apartment. Author Roger Morris, who formerly worked for Democrats Lyndon Johnson and Walter Mondale,reported this account of the Little Rock Lothario's affinity for women's sleepwear in his best selling 1996 Clinton bio, "Partners in Power": When Perdue told of a four month affair with Clinton that began not long after he returned to power in 1983, reports fixed on her colorful details of the governor parading around her apartment in one of her black nightgowns, playing his saxaphone.... ("Partners in Power" - page 442) That's quite a stunning vision, but there's more. In fact, Morris reported another Marv Alpert-like tidbit that suggests Clinton may have sadomasochistic tendencies: A young woman lawyer in Little Rock claimed that she was accosted by Clinton while he was attorney general and that when she recoiled he forced himself on her, biting and bruising her. ("Partners in Power" - page 238) Though Morris kept this woman's name confidential, he knows her identity. The author interviewed both her and her husband several times in late 1993 and early 1994. (Washington Weekly - 11/3/97) And what about Clinton's proclivity for unprotected sex? In 1993, the Clinton administration launched a condom awareness TV advertising campaign which, for a period, brought images of dancing prophylactics into America's living rooms. Former Clinton Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, who previously served as his chief medical officer in Arkansas, was a stauch advocate of condom use - and distribution, even at the junior high school level. That is the official Clinton policy. But in addition to all the other ways the President has failed to measure up as a role model, Clinton, by all accounts, never wore condoms during his Arkansas and Washington sexcapades. As noted, Flowers and Williams attest to this directly. What about Paula Jones? Her detailed court complaint makes no mention of any precautions the governor was ready to take before coaxing her to "kiss it". And Monica? If Clinton had followed the advice of his surgeon general, there would be no semen stained dress. Without the "smoking dress" Clinton would have had a lot more wiggle room during his grand jury testimony. Then perhaps he wouldn't have been compelled to confess on national television, in a speech that was so inadequate that now even Democrats are calling for him to resign. All for want of a condom, Mr. President.
Mrs. Clinton may have worries in this department too. Reportedly Monica tells Linda Tripp on tape that Clinton admitted to her that he's had sex with "hundreds" of women. Former Arkansas State Trooper L.D. Brown has said that he personally procured "a hundred, at least" women for Clinton between 1983 and 1985. That's one trooper in just two years. Clinton frequented prostitutes, like Bobbie Ann Williams, and rock groupies, like Connie Hamzy. Hamzy was known to be so prolific that she was even included in the lyrics of Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're an American Band" ("Sweet, sweet Connie....") Is it a tad likely that perhaps Mr. Clinton may have come down with a venereal disease or two - or ten, given so many random condomless assignations? Hopefully he hasn't infected the first lady, now riding at an all time high in the polls, with anything serious. For a clue as to what drives the White House kinkmeister's insatiable sexual appetite, we return to Gennifer Flowers. Something she told Penny Crone suggests that Mr. Clinton may feel the need to overcompensate: You be the judge:
Crone: So Gennifer, let's get down to the nitty-gritty. How good in bed was President Clinton?
Flowers: He was excellent in bed, Penny.
Crone: He was?
Flowers: Honey, he was wonderful.
Crone: Was he well endowed?
Flowers: No. No, the President has a small penis. (WABC Radio - 7/3/97)
How's that for full disclosure? Note: Radio interview of Flowers by
Crone recorded and transcribed by yours truly.
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