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Name that tone
>... or whatever you call your gas!
>*THE CAT FART - The most noticeable trademark of this
>type of fart is it's quietness or sometimes "f f f f f f f f f f t t"
>sound and fermented fish smell.
>
>*THE DOG FART - This one is also know for the "poof" noise,
>but you feel like you have to sniff the region of the methane
>infested air to see how good of a fart it was.
>
>*THE "QUIFF" FART - A "toot" produced by a girl - named
>for the noise it makes
>
>*THE ONE-CHEEKER - When you need to "whoopee" and
>you're sitting down, but don't feel like getting up, you do
>the lift-one-cheek-movement and let it fly.
>
>*THE "UH-OH!" FART - When you feel like your going to
>fart, and ONLY fart, you let it rip and then comes an
>added bonus.
>
>*THE SMELT-IT-DEALT-IT FART - This is when you're
>around a group of people and you can't squeeze your
>as*hole any tighter... you just fart, and then you cleverly
>claim someone else did it by saying, "What the HELL is
>that smell??".
>
>*THE RETAIL FART - If in a store, most commonly a grocery
>store, you look around for people in the isle, and let it go
>when the coast is clear. But, if your someone 70 and over,
>you coundn't give a sh*t if someone was around or not and
>you just let it rip... regardless.
>
>*THE S.B.D. - "Silent but deadly"... no noise, just alot of stink.
>
>*THE CHEEK FLAPPER - If you have a loose and fat as*
>and you let one rip, your cheeks flap ithe methane blown
>out of your as*hole.
>
>*THE SONIC BOOM! - This is the most powerful type of fart...
>the sound is so loud, it can be measured on the Richter
>scale and the odor is worse than any stink bomb imaginable
>and an evacuation is sometimes called into effect... all
>together, if this could be contained, it would do more damage
>than the atomic bomb.
>
>*THE POPCORN FART (Poots and toots) - You can't just
>"toot" one massive fart, you have to go in spurts... similar
>to microwaving popcorn.
>
>*THE UPPER-CLASS FART - No noise, no smell. It seems
>like you get these 1 per every 500 farts you do... very rare
>indeed (They can't get any better than that!).
>
>*THE TORN-FABRIC FART - This kind of "cutting-the-cheese"
>produces a noise that sounds very similar to ripping the
>crotch out of your pants.
>
>*THE SKUNK FART - The fruits of this fartulence is so
>strong, potent, and rancid, you cound put a skunk to shame.
>Like a skunk, the odor will linger for quite some time and
>enclose you in the thickening air around you.
>
>*THE AIR-SPRAY FART - When your Bronx cheer is so
>sour and potent (see skunk or egg fart) you try to cover
>it up with air spray, but all it does is make matters worse
>and you don't know which smells more nauseous, the
>flowery-puke smell or the close-to-sh*t smell.
>
>*THE "PULL MY FINGER" FART - A type of joke that you
>tell people to pull your finger and you have a fart poised
>in your rectum ready to go. When the pull it, you let it go
>and use it for people's enjoyment... the bigger the better.
> (but who really enjoys sh*tty smelling air?)
>
>*THE OLD FART FART - When your a senior citizen, you
> are totallyunaware of what's going on around you and
>you don't give a sh*t about anything... you break wind
>constantly, even in front of people, and it seems as if you
>enjoy it more every time.
>
>*THE MEXICAN FART - After eating spicy Mexican food,
>you almost always have to cleanse your rectum, and when
>you do, it feels as though all the hairs were torched off your
>as*hole.
>
>*THE HURRICANE FART - When you have to "poot" really
>bad, you just blast-it-out-your-ass, and it produces a blast
>so big, you practically rip yourself a new anal-sphincter
>
>*THE DREAMER FART - Letting it go while your visited by
>Mr. Sandman. You have no idea that you're doing it until
>you wake up or the person next to you is gagging and
>choking at the horrifous odor.
>
>*THE OPEN-THE-WINDOW FART - The air becomes so
>thick it encloses you in a stink trap, you have to race to
>the window to let the stinky "pooh-pooh" smell out before
>you suffocate to death.
>
>*THE SURPRISE FART - Self-explanatory (comes when
>you least expect it)
>
>*THE "SNEAKY SNEEZER" - This is a type of wind-breaking,
>that w
>
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