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To: JB Wings who wrote (1763)12/18/1996 2:06:00 PM
From: Mad Monk   of 18263
 
Jade: You are one son of a naughty spy. Where are the pictures of these naked ladies? Where is the picture of that sensuous pinch mark? I want to see them again. Don't tell me that you have hidden them under your mattress so that you can fantasize about them when you are home alone, in the dark. I know you Jade. You blew up the pinch mark picture to 6 X 9 just to enjoy what's underneath it.

You really outdid yourself. That picture depicted a wanton monk who AWOLed from his dull monastery and made himself at home at this luscious sushi bar. That was no "herbal" grin on his face. It was opium, my friend. Opium. I could smell it from the CRT. Boy, is my monitor burning? Who said that I made a mistake in your height? With the help of a pair of army elevated boots and a Jimmy Johnson hairdo reinforced by a pair of M & M, you are 6' 9.

Jade, I know that Zitl will soon zoom to 69 (pre-split). But please refrain from celebrating in the public. You see counting money in the street can be hazardous to your health. You may get mugged by Sal or by IRS. I prefer the old fashioned way: Counting greens in total darkness whose secrete pleasure can only be surpassed by having orgy in the absence of lights.

Come to think of it. I used the magic number 69 three times in this short post. Stan was right. I am a sick puppy. I need psychiatric help. Jade, could you please tell me the phone numbers of these two ladies at the sushi bar so that I can make it a threesome and transform this magic number to 699? Please?

Best wishes from a mad monk.
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