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To: John Messbauer who wrote (6657)	9/3/1998 11:39:00 AM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Well, this guy goes to the grocer and asks for two cans of dog food. The grocer says he can't give him any dog food unless he proves that he owns a dog. The guy thought this was nuts, but he goes home and returns with his dog. The grocer then sells him two cans of dog food. The next day, the same guy goes back to the grocer and asks for two cans of cat food. The grocer again says that he can't sell him any cat food unless he has proof the guy owns a cat. The guy is now pissed, but goes home and returns with his cat. The grocer then sells him two cans of cat food. The next day, the same guy goes back to the grocer. This time, the guy is holding a shoe box with a hole on the side. The guy tells the grocer to stick his finger in the hole. The grocer asks why. The guy says, "Just do it." So, the grocer sticks his finger in the hole and quickly pulls it out. The grocer says, "Hey, that's shit in there and it's all over my finger!" The guy says, "That's right, now, can I have two rolls of toilet paper?" GZ

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