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To: jhild who wrote (3351)	9/3/1998 12:47:00 PM
From: Hoatzin	Read Replies (2) of 4295

Here's a remarkable post: #reply-5660345 Hmmmm...."YOU SMELL" Oh, really, how can he tell, you ask? He must have got his hands on a beta copy of the FBN IP-Sniffer(tm) Remote Odor Detector!!! Yes, it's true! FBN engineers have been working overtime to perfect OTP - the Olfactory Transfer Protocol. Works with any URL, e-mail or IP address! Discover the secret aromas of your internet persecutors! Learn if that short-selling naysayer really does stink! Does Emile burn a joss-stick by the 'puter? Is Janice drinking Chianti today, or perhaps a rich, fruity Barolo? Spam can now come with the delicious aroma of heavily-processed meat by-products!!! Add extra zing to your flames with the realistic smell of burning flesh!!! Plus, add a new sensory dimension to your home page with FBN's CSML(tm) (Cyber Smell Mark-up Language). Don't just put up boring 2-D photos of your children and pets, let the world know what they smell like! Coming soon - custom scents for SI threads! (Default for all OTC-BB threads: dead muskrat).

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