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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6680)	9/3/1998 1:52:00 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	Read Replies (1) of 62549

You know, talking about criminal activity. This guy wanted to raise some pet porpoises, although he knew it was illegal to have them. He was able to obtain a few porpoises from somewhere and then he wanted to have some sea gulls to keep his porpoises happy. He got a few sea gulls and brought them home for his porpoises. When he got to his front door, there were several lions sleeping on his front porch blocking the doorway. He carefully tiptoed over the lions so he wouldn't disturb them. As soon as he got inside his house, he was arrested for transporting gulls over sedate lions for illegal porpoises. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk. Hey, you asked for it!!!

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