Triple Pun follows---
A man had a cattle ranch and he had three sons. His sons were diligent and instrumental in making the meat packing operations a success.
It came that the man grew old, and was trying to decide how to divide the ranch; he wanted to honor his eldest son, but both of the others were very deserving. The boys asked that he not divide it, but keep it whole and they would all keep a third interest; he agreed, on the condition that the cattle ranch be called not anything like Lazy R or Rocking W or whatever, but "Focus".
The boys were confused but decided it was OK. They wondered amongst themselves what he meant, however, and the father would not say.
Finally, the father is on his death bed, and the sons asked him, "Father, we want to know, way do you want to call the ranch 'Focus?'"
To which the father replied, "Because that's where the SONS RAISE MEAT!"
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If you need it explained, a focus is the point where when you shine light through a magnifying lens, the "Sun's rays meet". |
