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Microcap & Penny Stocks : Universal Medical Sytems (UMSI)
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To: Art C. who wrote (1508)9/4/1998 1:36:00 AM
From: Laurens  Read Replies (2) of 1672
 
One of the Boyz' wives (name rymes with
Mole) had long pestered her man to
shell out some of that illbegotten earnings
to pay for an expensive,to say it nicely,
chest enhancement operation.
The stingy Bozo suggested she should try
a cheaper way.
"Like what?" she asked
"Well, try rubbing a piece
of toiletpaper between your breasts each
day.In a year or so they'll be much bigger.
The wife replies that he said many
stupid things before, but this was
his dumbest sofar.
"Oh Yeah",he said. "Well, look what
the rubbing has done to your buttocks."

(Warning, this should not be tried by
using UMSI stockpaper)
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