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Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!!
DGIV 0.00Dec 5 4:00 PM EST

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To: macker who wrote (24790)9/4/1998 9:00:00 AM
From: Gary Jacobs  Read Replies (1) of 50264
 
<OT> an old golf joke - have no idea where i heard it and apologize for not giving credit where it should be given.

so a man and his wife were 'negotiating' his schedule. he wanted to play golf with his buddy jack on the day they had planned dinner guests. after much 'assurance' that he'd be finished early enough to greet the guests the wife reluctantly agreed. on that day however, the guests arrived and no sign of hubby. they waited half hour - no hubby. finally they had dinner, small talk, more waiting, then the guests left - still no hubby. by now of course the wife was furious so two hours later when hubby showed up - looking beat - she could barely contain herself in asking for his explanation. "honey" he began, "i know i promised i'd be here and i'm very sorry but you won't believe what happened. here we were on the second tee and jack keeled over dead from a heart attack. so here i was, hit the ball....drag jack....hit the ball.....drag jack......."

cheers

gary
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