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To: danjo who wrote (6710)	9/4/1998 1:57:00 PM
From: DayTraderKidd	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Bartender notices a patron at the end of the bar that keeps talking into his hand. Finally, the bartender says to the patron "Hey, why do you keep talking into your hand"? Patron responds "I am a sales person and I use cell phones all of the time. My neck started getting soar so I had a cell phone inserted into my hand". Bartender walks away. After awhile the Patron says to the bartender "Hey, I have to go to the bathroom so please don't let anyone touch my drink. I will be right back". After a half hour of so the bartender notices that the Patron has not returned. The Bartender decides to go to the bathroom to see what is going on. Bartender opens the stall door and sees the patron standing up with his hand on his pants down, hands on his butt and toilet paper hanging from his butt own to the ground. Bartender says to the patron "ok buddy, now you want to tell me what is going on"?? Patron says to the bartender "Hey, I am receiving a fax" lol everyone, hope that joke did no lose something in writing. Have a great day and weekend. Peaceful

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