News Flash!!! LSI manages to stay above its book value (according
to yahoo).
In an amazing sign of strength and recovery in the chip market, today
LSI managed to stay above its book value ($11.47). When asked about
this strong retreat from the constant downdrift, the chairman and
CEO Wilfred J. Corrigan remarked, "It was only a matter of time
before the street came to realize our full potential. We expect the
strong retreat from the constant downdrift to continue well into
the next quarter. Of course, my vision is a bit blurry beyond tomorrow from the overindulgence of kung pao during lunch."
Statements in this news release looking forward in time
involve known and unknown risks and uncertainties, which may
cause the company's actual results in future periods to be
materially different from any performance suggested in this release. Such factors may include, but may not necessarily be limited to industry performance, and fluctuations in customer demand, both in timing and volumes, and in currency exchange rates. In addition, the
future behavior of the stock may be affected by drunken analysts,
presidential improprieties, Yeltsen gymnastics, and silly rumors
on the yahoo message board. In other words, Hey, you buy it, you
own it! |
