isoman,
I personally want to thank you for starting the thread.
Posts like the first one on your thread indicate the thread may be fodder for the "Thread Morons".
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Message 5669314
To: +isoman (0 )
From: +Daddy-oh
Friday, Sep 4 1998 12:01AM ET
Reply #1 of 5
THE FBNA CONNECTION
The single most obscene conspiracy to ever occur in America is going on right now,
under our very noses. It is a conspiracy with one special-interest group right at the
center: the FBNA. And now, you ask the big question: Why would the FBNA get
involved in sordid activities like the ones they're involved in??
Well, I'll tell you. Power. Money. Hollywood. Quite simply the FBNA want to "make a
deal."
They're tired of not getting a "piece of the action," a "slice of the cake," if you catch my
meaning. While this is an understandable complaint, the extremes they have taken to
reach their end is uncalled for.
This is a brief listing of the crimes that the FBNA have been involved in (according to
the research conducted by our team of experts):
* The Kennedy Assassination: An FBNA patriot was "the man on the grassy knoll." In a
rare outtake, edited from the 8mm home-movie of the assassination, a large hairy
tattooed woman can be seen standing on the sidewalk, rapidly opening and closing an
umbrella. She was, in fact, signaling the other FBNA cohorts on the knoll to begin firing.
Oswald was a patsy, as he claimed, but not for the CIA. No, he was working for the
FBNA. Currently, research is being conducted into the connections between the
FBNA, Oswald, and the pro-Castro movement. More will be posted as things are
uncovered.
* The O.J. Murders: The FBNA have also been implicated in the O.J. murders. They
set O.J. up to take the fall for a crime that they committed. Why, you ask. While the
FBNA were greatly satisfied with O.J. when he was a football player, they grew upset
upon hearing of his acting roles in the "Naked Gun" movies. The FBNA HATE the
Naked Gun movies. They hated them even more when they found out O.J. was in them.
And so, they took action. They set out to make sure O.J. would never star in another
"Naked Gun" movie...ever.
* The Kurt Cobain Suicide: Feeling that the grunge movement would seriously harm
stock-shares in the smooth jazz market held by the FBNA through the dummy
corporation, "MidContinental Oil Mercantile and Duck Manufacturing," they decided to
initiate the assassination of one of grunge's leading men, thus insuring the Day That
Grunge Died would arrive much sooner than intended.
* The Olympic Bombing: Why would the FBNA want to plant a car bomb in Atlanta,
you ask? Let's walk through this train of logic for a moment. If you were to look at the
invitation list of the countries invited to the Olympics, would the FBNA be on this list?
No. And since they're not on the list, they'd be pretty mad, wouldn't they? Yes. Mad
enough to...say, plant a car bomb? You bet. But they wouldn't want to implicate
themselves with it, so they get some "prawns." SHRIMPS. They send a couple of
shrimps to do the job for them. They'll plant the bomb for them...what do they know?
THEY'RE SHRIMPS. They're just dumb animals. They wouldn't ask a lot of questions
if they had to plant a car bomb. And how do you know it was shrimps. Ask anyone
who was in Atlanta that day if they saw any shrimps. They'll say no. No shrimps.
THAT's how you know it was the shrimps.
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Have fun,
Phil
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