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Pastimes : CNBC Guys - The Hunks of Financial TV

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To: Redhead who wrote (4043)9/5/1998 10:32:00 AM
From: Ann Corrigan  Read Replies (2) of 5936
 
Stock Market Report for one & all to ponder as we enjoy this Labor Day holiday:

Last week's market action:

Helium was up, feathers were down
Paper was stationary.
Flourescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cow steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpiller stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
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