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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (6687)9/8/1998 1:46:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
The Masturbata
(sung to tune of the Macaraena) by Adam Sandler

Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
>> Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
>> Go and grab a Penthouse it's the one with Sharon Stona.
>> Hey
>> Masturbata!!
>> I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nicea,
>> Once ain't quite enough so I have to do it twicea.
>> If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advicea.
>> Hey
>> Masturbata!!
>> I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
>> Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
>> Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
>> Hey
>> Masturbata!!
>> I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
>> One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
>> I can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to the seata.
>> Hey
>> Masturbata!
>> Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
>> choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeezing the tomata.
>> I've looked at Ms. November now I'n gonna decorate her.
>> Hey
>> Masturbata!
>> Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacona,
>> Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
>> Spank the frank, wax the carrot, god my hand is achinga.
>> Hey
>
>> Masturbata!
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